eltonandcurryloveforever

Hey lovelies . . . I've just recently come out as trans-gay and have selected the name 'Sean.' I'm a big time fanboy, and very heavy slasher! I'm in the Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin, Hannibal, Star Trek, Star Wars, Vampire Chronicles, Harry Potter, LOST, classic rock, Lord of the Rings, Glee and like a million other fandoms! Huge OTP's would be Kirk/Spock, Johnlock, Destiel, Merthur, Jack/Ennis, Lestat/Louis, Drarry, Lecter/Graham, Larry Stylinson, Cockles, Bowie/Jagger, Stewbert . . . I have a fucking armada, babies. I'm also incredibly obsessed with Elton John! Love the fabulous darling to death! I also have a great love for Greg Proops, Jimmy Page, Tim Curry, Benedict Cumberbatch, Zachary Quinto- I'M GONNA STOP LISTING NOW!!!!! ANYWAYS!!! I hope you all enjoy the fabulous LGBT, fandom and fashion blogging and reblogging performed by this trans-gay Mexican. LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!!
avihotsummer:

s0urcherrry:

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

She is literally the real life version of her

avihotsummer:

s0urcherrry:

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

She is literally the real life version of her

(Source: chromesthetic, via my-lovely-lightning-in-a-bottle)

myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

(via my-lovely-lightning-in-a-bottle)

humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

(Source: cybergasms, via hi)

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(Source: queerbaitingforgodot, via st-lestrade-of-scotland-yard)

aduhm:

tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

(Source: heyfunniest, via booty-bumpin-mischief)

1: all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once
Terry Pratchett  (via corvidae-and-crossroads)

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firaja:

ayomxmuzix:

A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.No one in the party knew why he was doing this?Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!
Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!

This is NOT TRUE, I seriously can’t believe that over 100,000 of you didn’t bother to look this up.
Contact lenses are sterilized by autoclaving up to 121 degrees C.
In most clinics, a dirty contact lens is cleaned and re-sterilized by placing in boiling water.
A layer of tear fluid covers the contact lens when worn on our eyes.
If BBQ heat can melt contact lens, shouldn’t our tears boil first, as the boiling point of water is 100 degree C?
At heat levels that can melt contact lenses, the eye will be cooked and our skin will be cooked much before.
Welders use contact lenses. BBQ heat or any kitchen heat is not greater than during welding.
And perhaps just… don’t stare at an extreme heat source for that long??? Who gives a shit if you’re wearing contact lenses or not? You’re damaging your eyes either way.
source / source / source

firaja:

ayomxmuzix:

A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)
While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.
After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.
No one in the party knew why he was doing this?

Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.
Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.

DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!

Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!

This is NOT TRUE, I seriously can’t believe that over 100,000 of you didn’t bother to look this up.

  • Contact lenses are sterilized by autoclaving up to 121 degrees C.
  • In most clinics, a dirty contact lens is cleaned and re-sterilized by placing in boiling water.
  • A layer of tear fluid covers the contact lens when worn on our eyes.
  • If BBQ heat can melt contact lens, shouldn’t our tears boil first, as the boiling point of water is 100 degree C?
  • At heat levels that can melt contact lenses, the eye will be cooked and our skin will be cooked much before.
  • Welders use contact lenses. BBQ heat or any kitchen heat is not greater than during welding.

And perhaps just… don’t stare at an extreme heat source for that long??? Who gives a shit if you’re wearing contact lenses or not? You’re damaging your eyes either way.

source / source / source

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nbchannibal:

It’s complicated.

nbchannibal:

It’s complicated.

sextingtate:

yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost

pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs

skip a few decades. george weasley dies.

fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts

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foodtrucker:

50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom

(Source: foodtrucker, via pizza)

onefitmodel:

itsjustjustine:

purifiedd-:

ilovemyskinbeauty:

o-bsolet-ex3eextortion:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

Reblog every time

Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius

What is this from?

did some research and it’s from “Syrup,” which looks to be a movie that came out this year. also it’s on netflix. 

Reblogging again

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