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100 motherfuckers can’t tell me nothing. 107 motherfuckers on the other hand could probably tell me something
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just a friendly reminder that we are closer to 2017 than 2007
its funny cuz high school musical 2 came out in 2007
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This is one of the best videos I’ve seen.
colton is waspy’s favourite villager because we joke he’s dino cavallone, so i’ve been steadily collecting snapshots of him flirting w/me.
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I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior
this was surprisingly uplifting
You’re uplifting, hun.
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
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hiddles-in-the-tardis-at-221b:
FROWNS LOUDLY
NOW I WILL CRY FOREVER
*gross sobbing*
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Stephen Colbert, I admire you so much, and the way you can just pick up and go on with the show…
Such a beautiful eulogy for his mother before the show, oh wow, watching Stephen talk and almost choke up a few times… much love and condolences to the Colbert family…
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“Me! Books! And cleverness! There are more important things — friendship and bravery and — oh Harry —be careful!”
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if i was a werewolf id call myself “a dog person” and cackle maniacally when people misunderstand me
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i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist
the future is now
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